Fantasy jokes
Hodor.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
Hollow Knight Meme
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!