Family

Family jokes

Gene

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

Orphan

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Orphan

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Apple

TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?

My cousin: the other half.

Difference

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

Hot Dog

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Job

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Orphan

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Suicide

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

Orphan

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Jesus

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate health ed at school?

Their parents can't opt them out of it.