Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
