Family jokes
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.