You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
