Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
