An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Family Jokes
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
The F in orphans stands for family...
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
