Family jokes
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Memes
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!