Family jokes
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Anime memes replaced by breaking bad
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.