Family jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."