Family jokes
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Memes
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.