Family jokes
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
The F in orphans stands for family...
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Anime memes replaced by breaking bad
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.