Failure jokes
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Cleveland Browns
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
Once I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Me every year
Just me...
chat i found me.
Yeah
me when i failed my chem test
Community talk
I’m sad I was trying to fall into the toilet and not take a shit but I failed
mal Im failing spanish rn like its bad
malllllll I failed nic so I wont get my phone for like 2-3 days but I will make shure I call u I think I can still use the house phone I'm so sorry love. I miss you so much