Failure jokes

what's the worst thing to say to an emo?

if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.

I always hit on 16, then get busted.

My heart is like a plane.

It crashes every once in a while.

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

Why did the orphan fail all his classes?

He couldn’t do his homework.

It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.

What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!

What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.

Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.

Why did the gym close down?

Because it just didn't work out.

The belt broke.

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.