What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
