Failure

Failure jokes

Failure memes

Stereotype

    • Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).

    The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).

    The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)

    The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)

    The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!

    The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)

    The teen: QUAL (WHICH).

    The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).

    The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).

    *A phone buzzes.*

    The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?

    Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?

    *Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*

    The teen: HAIR GEL

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    • Diss track

    • WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky

    You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!

    Kobe

    • If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

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    • Friend

    • Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

    Suicide

    • When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

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