Failure jokes
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Your life. That's all.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!