Failing jokes
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Society: :-) I: :') Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :') I: :'D
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.