Collapse jokes
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Tilted Towers is gone.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.