Collapse jokes
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Tilted Towers is gone.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”