Difficulty jokes
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What do Drake and math have in common? They鈥檙e both hard for kids.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that鈥檚 on fire and the grounds on fire and everything鈥檚 on fire because it鈥檚 hell.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Why鈥檚 it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS