Difficulty jokes
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?
A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.