Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What do Drake and math have in common? Theyâre both hard for kids.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike thatâs on fire and the grounds on fire and everythingâs on fire because itâs hell.
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Whyâs it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why shouldnât you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because itâs not big and itâs not clever.
