Failing

Failing Jokes

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

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If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

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What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?

The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.

My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.