Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it's a failed stunt.
What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Thankfully I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt
he's not really dead, his update failed
Imagine failing to commit suicide, you might as well go kill yourself
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test
