I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

he’s not really dead, his update failed

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me

What’s white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage

Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, “We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed.”

The engineer said, “I think I’ve got a few spanners in the back. I’ll take a look and see if I can work out what’s wrong.”

The programmer said, “Why don’t we get going again and see if it’s reproducible?”

Why did sally fail her final exam?

Because she had nothing written down.

What is a failed abortion? Annabelle

Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch

STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT’LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION

What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it

My dad told me i’m a failure… I failed a math’s test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.

Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

His boss gave him some projects to work in, but he failed at it

His boss told him : “You suck”

And he started sucking his boss, after he was done

His boss told him : “You suck for life”

XD

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter

Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.

roses are red I failed my test all because of Hugh and his insest

In life you either yeet or get yeeten, or you beat or get beaten.

I guess I failed.

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