Failing jokes
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."