Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about someone who tried to off themselves and failed. Then, they're asked for advice, and they're like, "Don't try this at home." It's funny because it's dark and ironic. You probably didn't get it because you think mayonnaise is spicy.