Everyone jokes
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.