Everyone Jokes

Everyone “look it’s super man” me “no it’s an emo” everybody “oh”.

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

hello everyone, I would just like to apoligize for participating in the protest, and everything else I said. I was wrong, and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny, I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them. for I have everyone's ip address.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

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For all those Simpsons fans out there this one I'm sure you know Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me-- no matter how dumb my suggestions are

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago

you are like a thunderstorm when you go away like your dad everyone is happy.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

I wanted to put this up so i could say goodbye to everyone that i chatted with, like gwen or MEG... so yea see you next year after friday.

Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.

Everyone just as a warning stay AWAY from akeld!

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centapiede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;

When your mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone good times

timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see

As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"