Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
My friend looks like a homeless thanks for the jokes
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favourited my jokes and commented! Thanks ROAB_EPIC
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or starbursts and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, iz
So I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said "Yes ma'am." She said "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said "Okay, thanks bitch."
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Thankfully I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya'll :>
Dear math,
please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street
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