Everyone Jokes

everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The Helicopter Blade

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common? Everyone gets a turn ;)

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.

When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh

POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.

everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege

What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)

what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head

Hi everyone today I am taking requets for anything u want me to say

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.