A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
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orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )
Why is September 11th the best birthday??
Everyone remembers it!!! :)
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot. Everyone else in the office:😱
Everyone put ur age here
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.
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Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What come before 47. Kid: AK Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. not everyone gets it
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
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Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Cause everyone says go big or go home
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one
Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
Yo everyone! My sis is pregnant😁, I’m gonna be a dad!
