Everyone jokes

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.