Everyone jokes
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Barney
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.