Everyone jokes

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

"I'd love to give everyone another shot."

Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!