I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
are you a red light because i stop every time i see you
did you know every market in Africa is a black market
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
What we find At the end of every rainbow? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
The letter W
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage, he replied," Yes I'm very happy. We go on date night every week. The other man asked when? She goes on wednesday and I go on thursday
went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
you know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
answer: living
why do orphans hate cocmelon?
bececuse the parents are in every episode ;
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
