Every jokes

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

In England, for every church, there are two pubs.

In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.