Every jokes
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."