Every jokes
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.