Every jokes
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
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You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.