Two Christmases

  • Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?

    12 year old me: Yeah!

    Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?

    Me: What?

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. The dad is hinting at a divorce, meaning he and the kid's mom would split up and celebrate Christmas separately. That's why he asks about having two Christmases. It's like you and common sense—completely divorced!

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