Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Two Christmases
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The dad is hinting at a divorce, meaning he and the kid's mom would split up and celebrate Christmas separately. That's why he asks about having two Christmases. It's like you and common sense—completely divorced!