Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Event Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
WTF happened?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What do you read on Halloween?
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
