Event jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.