Event jokes
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded. But it was only on paper view.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
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