Event jokes
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Memes
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.