Event jokes
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.