Event jokes
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.