I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a play on words, see? "Up to something" means scheming, like when your sister is trying to steal your man. "Down to party" means ready to have a good time, like when you see a Golden Corral buffet. Stairs go up and down, and that's the whole shebang. You probably still don't get it, do you?