Event jokes
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What time is it when you get home?
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Ammon died.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.