Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever? A: Hiroshima Japan 1946
who is the fastest reader, 9/11, it went though 10 stories in 7 seconds
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".
shame on Penaldo for ruining the event😡
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital? Throw a strob light in the epileptic ward
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling
