who is the fastest reader, 9/11, it went though 10 stories in 7 seconds
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever? A: Hiroshima Japan 1946
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".
shame on Penaldo for ruining the event😡
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.
where did sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers they went through 10 stories in 10 seconds
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball. He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
