Event jokes
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What do you read on Halloween?
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!