Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
My dad just comes and goes.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
