What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
why did the the skeleton not go to prom? because he had no BODY to go with
What’s an orphans least favorite school event? Home coming!
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
