Event

Event Jokes

Twin

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.

Skeleton

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

Twin Towers

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

Titanic

What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?

He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.

Orphan

Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Orphan: What's a mama?

Random kid: *shook*

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

9/11

Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?