You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..
And into a children's birthday party.
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Xaern- loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgang-bang.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
Hi I love you 06/02/2020 3:19 PM Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdfDear Grad Parents,Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.There will be more information to follow in the coming days.Thank you.
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