Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What has 5 legs 3 arms and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
You cant spell Funeral without fun.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
why did the the skeleton not go to prom? because he had no BODY to go with
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))
What’s an orphans least favorite school event? Home coming!
Scp 173 has breached containment this is not a joke multiple keter class scps have breached containment this is an xk class event evacuate the earth and solar system the world is ending
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
