Event jokes
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
I love birthdays 🍰
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
WJE officially a gone memory.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.