My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
What do gingers miss most at a grate party
The invitation
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
my dad told me a joke one time, when I realized the joke the second tower was hit
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..
And into a children's birthday party.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern- loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgang-bang.
What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
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this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
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What's the one school event that orphans don't go to. PARENTS EVENING
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
