Event jokes
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
It was 9/10.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.