My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
