Event jokes
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My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.