Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
