Event jokes

Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?

Everywhere!

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.

How do you organize a space themed birthday party?

You planet.

I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.

Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:

98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!

1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.

Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.