Event jokes
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Memes
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.