Event jokes
WTF happened?
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Ammon died.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.