Event jokes

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

He had no body to go with. XD

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

I rate it 9/11.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?

A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

Can emo kids get a happy birthday?

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.