Event Jokes

Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

where did sally go when the explosion happened?

Everywhere!

i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....

I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.

I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball. He didn't have any BODY to go with.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers they went through 10 stories in 10 seconds

The second worst thing to happen to these orphans

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade? Capture the flag.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over? Rainbow road

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?

Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.

You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

Why did 10 have trauma? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11

I took my sister and And cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy who my dad‘s friend has connections with I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized, We got what we wanted.