Event jokes
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.