what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.
Why did 10 have trauma? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What has 5 legs 3 arms and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
You cant spell Funeral without fun.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
What do gingers miss most at a grate party
The invitation
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
