Event jokes
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
9/11
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
What died on 9/11? 2,996 people.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Louie being born.