Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
my grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurriCANE
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house
Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don't tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks "what's that?" And the boy replies with "that's my pet snake" and the girl asks "can I pet it?" And the boy says "sure just don't tell Mom" and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks "what happened" and the girl said "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it's head off"
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
What's the difference between a tornado and Divorce down south Nothing some Losing a Trailer
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
