Event jokes
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.