Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Entertainment Jokes
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Hahaha!
