Entertainment jokes
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Memes
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Hahaha!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!