Entertainment jokes
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
I’m DaBaby.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.