Entertainment jokes
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
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Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Doin (DYM 45)
The joke about is stupid.