Entertainment jokes

I’m DaBaby.

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.

What has a heart but no organs?

A deck of cards!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

For WORDPLAY!

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!