Entertainment jokes

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.

Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

What has a heart but no organs?

A deck of cards!

Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.

I have some jokes about popcorn.

Nah, they're too corny.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

Wall jumping.

What's an orphan's second favorite movie?

Home Alone 2.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."