Entertainment jokes
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
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Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
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Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Do you see the toilet?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.