Entertainment jokes
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.