Entertainment jokes
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Doom is eternal.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Memes
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.