Entertainment jokes
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
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I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Doom is eternal.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
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His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
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