Entertainment jokes
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Memes
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.