Entertainment jokes
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Me and Who?
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."