Entertainment Jokes

What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?

Survival Guilt.

Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

How does the author of Harry Potter get around?

She walks, JK, Rowling!

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."

The image shows a pixelated depiction of Mario in a wheelchair. Mario is dark-skinned, overweight and wearing a red cap, a red shirt, and blue overalls. The background is a scene from the game Super Mario Bros with a Goomba, a question mark block, a Koopa Troopa, a pipe, and a mushroom.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

To get to the opera.

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!

What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I suck.

I suck who?

Michael Jackson.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?

Boisenberry.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.

But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f

... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.