Entertainment jokes
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Fortnite is good.
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What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂