Entertainment jokes
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
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How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Doom is eternal.
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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
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I'm so fucking bored.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!