Entertainment jokes
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Memes
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.