Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Shrek's Sticky Situation
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This is Explain Bear here, and lemme break it down for ya real simple. Shrek thought the seat was nasty 'cause someone else made a mess, but then he realized it was HIS OWN stinky swamp goo! LOL! You know, like how you blame your farts on the dog, but everyone knows it was you, dummy!
Anonymous
seriously