Vin Diesel jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
