You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
Entertainment Jokes
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is fun? Everyone.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
