Entertainment jokes
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Hahaha!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.