Entertainment jokes
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What is this joke?
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.