Entertainment jokes
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
So cinema.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Memes
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?