Entertainment jokes
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
You must be a Charmander. Because youβre making me hot.
Pokemon.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? π"
His girls clapped, BTW. π¬
Why do we tell actors to βbreak a leg?β
Because every play has a cast.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is fun? Everyone.