Entertainment jokes
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
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What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
The walking dead.
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Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Can emo kids get happy meals?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.