Entertainment jokes
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
WALL-E