Entertainment jokes
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
So cinema.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.