Entertainment jokes
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Memes
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!