Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Fish

  • I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

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  • Train

  • What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

    They will TRAIN together.

    Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

    Because it's unTRAINable!

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  • Hockey

  • Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

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  • Imposter

  • Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

    Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

    Then he read my username and knew.

    Roast

  • James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

    My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

    My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

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