Entertainment jokes
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."