Entertainment jokes
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Memes
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
(Non-edgy joke.)
Worst joke.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What do you call ball drama?
Giggity!
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.