Entertainment jokes
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
I am dark humor.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.