Entertainment jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
know what man would I be without some FNAF memes
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
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Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Giggity!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.