Entertainment jokes
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Worst joke.
Memes
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
What do you call ball drama?
Giggity!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.
If you like penis.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Drama queens be like: =- (
Gaming, uh?
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.