Entertainment jokes
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
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If you like penis.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Drama queens be like: =- (
Gaming, uh?
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.