Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Memes
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Worst joke.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
What do you call ball drama?
Giggity!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.