Entertainment jokes

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

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You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Why did the rapper sit on the clock?

He wanted to keep it real with TIME.

Why did the rapper get lost in the music?

Because he couldn't find the beat.

Why was the rapper always calm?

Because he had FLOW-ZEN.

Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?

Because he was packing his rhyme books!

What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?

Rhyme-Apple.

What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?

RHY-MANGO!

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the Mooovies.

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?