Entertainment jokes
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show? He's got some "sweet" moves!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!