Entertainment jokes
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
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Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?