Entertainment jokes
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Memes
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.
If you like penis.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Gaming, uh?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."