Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Entertainment Jokes
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
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If you like penis.
Drama queens be like: =- (
Gaming, uh?
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
