Entertainment jokes
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.