Entertainment jokes
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
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I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Hahaha!
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.