Entertainment jokes
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
The Stigg is a joke.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Join the Kahoot!
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What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.