Entertainment jokes
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Digga D?
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
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When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.