Entertainment jokes
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.
If you like penis.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Memes
Drama queens be like: =- (
Gaming, uh?
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Digga D?
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)