Entertainment jokes
Gaming, uh?
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
(Non-edgy joke.)
What do you call ball drama?
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Worst joke.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Digga D?
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.