Entertainment jokes
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.