Entertainment jokes
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What do you call ball drama?
Worst joke.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Giggity!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
(Non-edgy joke.)
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
Digga D?
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)