Entertainment jokes
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Memes
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?