What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Entertainment Jokes
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
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Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
