Entertainment jokes
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
A treatment joke.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!