Entertainment jokes
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Logan Paul Vlogs
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Bababooey.
I don’t know any...
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨