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Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
Memes
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]