Entertainment jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
*insert a joke here*
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Logan Paul Vlogs
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
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Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.