Entertainment jokes
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
What are you on? YouTube.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Logan Paul Vlogs
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.