Entertainment jokes
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
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Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Wow, no SP jokes?
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.