Entertainment jokes
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
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