What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
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What is magic?
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
What are clowns good at?
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
