Entertainment jokes

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"The truest things ARE the funniest things."

-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.

What show has something orphans will never have?

American Dad!

Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!

A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"

I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."

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Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).

Sincerely, watersharky.