Entertainment jokes

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

What show has something orphans will never have?

American Dad!

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube.

Why did the rapper go to space?

To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)

To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.

What is a baby's favorite song?

"Baby" by Justin Bieber.

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?

They both like oil.

What do you call a banana that can dance?

CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]