Entertainment jokes
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.