Entertainment jokes
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
I don’t know any...
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Memes
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Bababooey.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Doin' (DYM 34).
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
*insert a joke here*
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Spaceballs: The Comment.