Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Memes
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."