Entertainment jokes

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

What did the bull say to the bullfighter?

What's the "matador?"

What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

What makes a skeleton laugh?

When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: It was in-tents.

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Peaches-REMAKE-By-Justin Beiber and watersharky Music Productions-

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)

And I see you (oh), the way I breathe you in (in), it's the texture of your skin

I wanna wrap my arms around you, baby, never let you go, oh

And I say, oh, there's nothing like your touch

It's the way you lift me up, yeah

And I'll be right here with you 'til the end

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)

You ain't sure yet, but I'm for ya

All I could want, all I can wish for

Nights alone that we miss more

And days we save as souvenirs

There's no time, I wanna make more time

And give you my whole life

I left my girl, I'm in Mallorca

Hate to leave her, call it torture

Remember when I couldn't hold her

Left her baggage for Rimowa

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)

I get the feeling, so I'm sure (sure)

Hand in my hand because I'm yours

I can't, I can't pretend, I can't ignore you're right for me

Don't think you wanna know just where I've been, oh

Done being distracted

The one I need is right in my arms (oh)

Your kisses taste the sweetest with mine

And I'll be right here with you 'til end of time

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

(I get my light right from the source, yeah, yeah)

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it).

What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?

"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.

Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL