Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Women

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Page

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Memes

Dad

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

Hot Dog

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

Gulag

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

Remote

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

Banana

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

Beer

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.

Baby

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

Rage

What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?

He raged! 😱