Entertainment jokes
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Good (DYM 92).
Up (DYM 94).
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Bababooey.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
"AOT is mid."
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Doin' (DYM 34).
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
*insert a joke here*
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!