Entertainment jokes
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Memes
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Tell who we are.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Logan Paul Vlogs
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!