Entertainment jokes
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Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.