Entertainment jokes
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Memes
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Anime cats.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
I'm a clown.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Porn *sex noises*
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."