Entertainment jokes

Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).

Sincerely, watersharky.

Clash Royale = CR

Angry Birds = AB

Minecraft = MC

Talking Ben = TB

Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

Why did the bean play Fortnite?

Because it had a beantroller.

A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"

I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."

Follow my Twitch: fifa_king1122

Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!

Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.

My friend: Why?

Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!

What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"

Anime cats.

Howard Stern rules, b*tches!

I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.

I'm a clown.

What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.

Porn *sex noises*

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.