Entertainment jokes
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
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What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
Anime cats.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
I'm a clown.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
Porn *sex noises*
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!