
Entertainment jokes
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
Memes
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
Anime cats.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
I'm a clown.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Porn *sex noises*
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