Entertainment jokes
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Wow, no SP jokes?
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y