Entertainment jokes
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.