Entertainment jokes
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
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What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Anime cats.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
I'm a clown.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Porn *sex noises*
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
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