Brian Cant's Last Words

  • What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

    "I used to do it, but now I cant!"

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    Alright, listen up, you silly goose! This joke is a play on words. Brian Cant, rest his soul, sounds like "I can't." So, the joke is that his last words were him saying he "used to do it, but now I cant!" Get it? I bet you didn't. You probably think the Earth is flat and that birds aren't real.

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