Entertainment jokes
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Lorne Armstrong
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
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Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
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