Entertainment jokes
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What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
What kind of band never plays music?
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.