Entertainment jokes
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What kind of band never plays music?
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.