Entertainment jokes
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Lorne Armstrong
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.