Entertainment jokes
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Lorne Armstrong
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What is magic?
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
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What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.