Entertainment jokes

Lorne Armstrong

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."

What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?

Ben after he trips over the giant curb!

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

What's green and is dangerous?

Kermit with a flip knife.

"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

'Cause she will let it go.

Suck my dick!

(Ron Jeremy)

Ariana Grande, where are you?

Kids- it's time for Dora.

Kids- YAY!

Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

Kids- Where's Dora?

Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

Kids- Poor Dora.

Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Swiper - AH MAN!!

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

Wanna hear a joke? Your face.

GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!

I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?

Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...

Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!

What rock has four men that don't sing?

One Direction.

I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!

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