Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Train

Man: Die, potato!

Potato: *screams*

I like trains.

Kid: I like trains.

Man: No, wait!

Train: *kills man*

Memes

Mama

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

Dora

Kids- it's time for Dora.

Kids- YAY!

Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

Kids- Where's Dora?

Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

Kids- Poor Dora.

Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Swiper - AH MAN!!

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Viagra

Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?

It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.

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Game

Hi šŸ‘‹ I have some good ideas šŸ’”. It was the best game I had to get in my...

Noob

Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!

Book

I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!