Entertainment jokes
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
Memes
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
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A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Pacman
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.