What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Digga D?
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
(Non-edgy joke.)
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What do you call ball drama?
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
