Entertainment jokes

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:

Sans: "Sub bro."

Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"

Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."

Sans: "A skele-ton."

(Drum effect)

Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"

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Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...

And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.

What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?