Entertainment jokes
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."