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Entertainment jokes

Nun

    • A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

    The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

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    • Eminem

    • What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?

    Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...

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    • Entertainment memes

    Wheat

    • DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!

    “Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

    “Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

    Bar

    • So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"

    The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

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    • Fortnite

    • "We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

    Idol

    • I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

    Gas

    • Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.

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    • Documentary

    • I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

    In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

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