Entertainment jokes

How do you make a tissue dance?

You give it a little boogie.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?

Palpatine: Stew it.

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.

All of the jokes are just abuse.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

Hahah, funny joke!

Why do ponies hate Silento?

Because they neigh neigh too much!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Bassline.

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

How does a rapper keep track of time?

With his rhyming watch!

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!

YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.

Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!

I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.

It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...

END!

Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!

Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!

Axe it's head, axe it's head.

Axe it's head, defeat him.

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