Entertainment jokes
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)