Entertainment jokes
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Memes
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
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