Entertainment jokes
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.