Entertainment jokes
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Hahah, funny joke!
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.