Entertainment jokes
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
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Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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