Entertainment jokes
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
When I accidentally touched my sense of humour
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Game of Thrones season 8.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.