Entertainment jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Game of Thrones season 8.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
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