Entertainment jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
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Yo mama is Dora.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Cocomelon.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
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