Entertainment jokes

Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.

That orphan behind me...

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

Someone fucked a member of BTS.

Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

Beatles

Are cool.

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.

People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

I love jokes!

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.