Entertainment jokes
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Memes
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
Beatles
Are cool.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
I love jokes!
Whatβs the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesnβt sell real meat.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. π Now theyβre searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like theyβre in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. Theyβre probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they arenβt searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.