Entertainment Jokes

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.

Beatles

Are cool.

Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.

A tweet shows a user, Maddie, stating, "You can't name a server full of Minecraft youtubers 'the island'." This is followed by a tweet from Quackity that says, "YOU'RE INVITED TO THE ISLAND." A photo shows what appears to be an invitation that says "TOP SECRET".

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

What do you call a banana that can dance?

CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

Q: What is the best Disney character?

A: Toe Mater.

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.

I love jokes!

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.