Entertainment jokes

Beatles

Are cool.

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

Q: What is the best Disney character?

A: Toe Mater.

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

I love jokes!

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.

That orphan behind me...

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.