Entertainment jokes
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
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You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.