Entertainment Jokes

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣

So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"

The man then stood up and became Mario!

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus.

know what man would I be without some FNAF memes

The image shows three different poses of a yellow bear character with a purple hat, likely Freddy from the game FNaF. In each pose, the bear is positioned against a green background, with the bear standing in slightly different positions, holding a microphone. The text below the bear figures says "Trying to explain FNaF like:".

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

Joke

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.