Entertainment jokes

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.

That orphan behind me...

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.

Beatles

Are cool.

Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

Q: What is the best Disney character?

A: Toe Mater.

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.

I love jokes!

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."